Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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