you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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