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I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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