you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
one might say we're banned from that church
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
smell my finger.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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