I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
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Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
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How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
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