Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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