Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
There r osticjed everywhere
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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