There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
