yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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