Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize