Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
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I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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