The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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