Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
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There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
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My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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