Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
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What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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