What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
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Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
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I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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