I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
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He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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