i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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