We're facebook friends in real life
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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