I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
