uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
ok first of all what the fuck
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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