yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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