So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
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Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
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Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
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