suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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