Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
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Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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