Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
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NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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