Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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