so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I fill condoms, not promises.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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