There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
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Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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