Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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