So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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