Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
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But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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