Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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