i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I think people are normalizing furries
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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