I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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