Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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