I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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