Dual....:-)
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
We need a shit load of segways right now
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Randomize
