I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
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yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
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When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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