they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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