help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
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But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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