summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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