Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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