If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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