Only a mothe r could love this liver
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
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Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
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He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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