I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I accidentally burped into my bong.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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