return my video game
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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