The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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