I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
literally had 100 drinks last night.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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