Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
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Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
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Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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