Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
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You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
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You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
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