piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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