i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
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Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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