I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
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Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I'm sobbing to NWA
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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